INSTRUCTIONS: Go to urban​dictionary.com and type in your answer to each quest​ion in the searc​h box, then write​ the FIRST​ defin​ition​ it gives​ you.


01) Your name?

Shea

the act of doing olympic-like moves in the bedroom

[i]my wife pulled a shea when she swung around the bed post and landed right on Mr. Woinker.[/i]

02) Your age?

19

The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.

[i]"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)[/i\

03) One of your friends?

David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as
Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

[i]I am David.
All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world.
For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.[/i]


04) What should you be doing?

Snuggling

1. Like cuddling and spooning, when you're physically close to someone, but usually with your clothing on, both lying side-by-side in the same shape (like an S shape) and speaking without words. Might follow sex, maybe not. A comforting act mostly. It makes you feel happy.

2. When two people are hugging, one usually to comfort the other, and one has their face buried in the others shoulder. Will hold on until they feel better.

[i]1. Girl and guy snuggling. Guy has arm draped over girl's torso. Both are smiling, with eyes closed. They can both feel how much one loves the other <3

2. *girl crying* Mary, Josh broke up with me.
Mary: *hugs friend* Don't worry, Sara. You'll find someone who won't break your heart.
Sara: *hugging Mary close, crying on her shoulder* I hope so (whispers)

Sara lets go when she feels better [/i]

05) Favorite color?

Pink


slang reference to the vagina

[i]im gonna get me some pink[/i]

PlumPikachu: WTFOMGBBQ

06) Hometown?

Edmonds

As in Edmonds, WA. Second largest city in Snohomish County. Has a ferry that travels to Kingston, WA. Voted Friendliest town in the Puget Sound 10 years and running
Birthplace of:

Ken Jennings, popular Jeopardy! contestant
Hometown of:

Rick Steves, the well-known travel writer
Rosalynn Sumners, the Olympic figure skating medalist
Steven W. Bailey, actor
David Bazan, musician
Anna Faris, actress
Martell Webster, guard for the Portland Trailblazers, as of 2007
Dean Demopoulos, assistant coach of the Portland Trailblazers.19
Todd Linden, baseball player in the Cleveland Indians organization
Joe Woerman, baseball player in the Seattle Mariners organization
Home to the Waterfront Festival, Edmonds Art Festival, and the Taste of Edmonds
Population around 40,000
Snohomish Counties largest population of senior citizens who suck at driving.
The youth refer to it as Deadmonds or the place you come to die

[i]"Where are you from?"

"Edmonds or rather D'edmonds"[/i]

07) Month of your birthday?

March

Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

[i]She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool. [/i]
Eerily accurate...

08) Last person you talked to?

"My mom"


How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in

[i]man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that [/i]

09) What did you last eat?

Fish and Chips

Considered a very common meal in britain.
Fish and chips originated in England in the early 19th century by sailors.Nowadays there is a fish and chip shop in nearly every town,
Also known as The chippy.

[i]Shall we have a chippy tea tonight.

I'm off down the chippy.[/i]

10) Your nickname?

Pika

1. cold-climate lagomorphs, relative to rabbits and hares, that have short ears, almost no tail, nostrils that can close at will, short limbs, and long, dense fur (even the feet are furred)

2. what pikachu says

[i]1. rocky mountain pika, cony
2. PIKAAA! [/i]

Weiird.